Hence this blog post. I give y'all...
THE FAT KID COOKIE
There's no way you're ready for this jelly so I'm withholding the entire recipe. Only after you witness what an abomination these are can you fully determine if the FAT KID COOKIE is something you can handle. Once you do...please contact moi (email@example.com) and frickin' ORDER SOME! $15 for a dozen is totes reasonable...doncha think?
oh...and there are outtakes, too.